Scone Watch REDUX

GEOGRAPHY 
Pikachu Circus, LoLondon

TASTE
A sconebomb blasting your tastebuds lasting like waste goods after it’s long gone.

SMELL
A sweetly smokey ghost, fragrant and moist, lingering most neatly; a jokey vagrant goes squatting in your nose.

TEXTURE
Crisp crust, teeth biting through into soft moist fluff, munchy stuff with juicy fruit ruthless and functional stuff.

PERSONALITY
Knickers flashing, dropping drawers, teasey dirt; village Vicar’s jaws drop at the thought of haughty, naughty nights of fruit and Blightly, nightly with this bit of easy skirt.

SEXUALITY
Not pumped with cream, gaping and aching for a cutlery plundering, it’s longing for Mr Right to spend the night clotted with hugs and long kisses, not missing the wrong filling by fly-by-night nobbers or scone robbers.

8/10

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