Monthly Archives: October 2009

Zombie Survival Tactics – Expert Advice

This week, Tom (Mr) Whipple from The Time’s Eureka science suppliment wrote an article in which Infectious Disease Researchers at the University of Ottawa were asked, “What would happen if reanimated corpses were able to spread their voodoo affliction by attacking the living?”

The answer?

As a zombie does not die of his or her condition then, “Since all eigenvalues of the doomsday equilibrium are negative, it is asymptotically stable. It follows that, in a short outbreak, zombies will likely infect everyone… Only merciless violence will save humanity.”