Say Cheese

Looking like a ‘Cabbage Patch Kid’ who’s just let a pellet out in her party pants, Renée Zellweger, the burley actress known for her roles in various contemptible shite masquerading as entertainment, needs to understand that there is a certain etiquette to red-carpet photo shoots. Particularly when attending the Academy Awards, take time before the event to perfect your smile / stance in a full length mirror.
Practice. Practice Practice; for if you fail to make the grade, you’re likely to look like a school kid who has been forced to have his photo taken.


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