"Just look pensively at the fucking plastic thing will you"

We can’t quite see whether the legs, arms and torso are simply that of a mannequin and the reality is that the two-seater sofa hides the leathery, hideous, stinking, 23 stone true-form of evil Kidman. Aged 83.

According to the BBC (probably copy-pasted from a disgusting press release), “Nicole Kidman is the face of Nintendo DS, representing a new breed of gamer”.

That breed being the Greater Spotted Stretched Faced Elf-Hog of Oceania.

Kingdom, Phylum, Order, Family, Genus, Species. See! that King Phillip only fries green sausages malarkey really works. Now that’s what I call “Brain Training”, Dr Kowabunga.

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3 thoughts on “"Just look pensively at the fucking plastic thing will you"

  1. “New Breed”. Fuck off.Some stupid bitch that have probably never played a game in her whole entire fucking life.

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  2. Cunzy11 says:

    You missed out Class!

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  3. Oops. Err I MEANT to miss it out. Honest. Come to think of it the whole website lacks Class. Not just this post. 😦

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