Under pressure from a strong and sexy television marketing campaign from Marks & Spencer, the eggy-yellow supermarket chain, Morrisons, decide to do their own take on “Food Porn”.
Never shy to steer the cart towards the gutter, the Waiting Room presents it’s first ever cut-and-paste guide to ordering said meal. Simply put each word/phrase into a hat and “pull-out” randomly for a frankly “hilarious” way to order a plate of Christmas Cock:
Dinner for One
Smells of Wee Wee
Checkout Girls are My Friends
Highlight of My Week