"This is not just food, this is Morrisons food"

Under pressure from a strong and sexy television marketing campaign from Marks & Spencer, the eggy-yellow supermarket chain, Morrisons, decide to do their own take on “Food Porn”.


Never shy to steer the cart towards the gutter, the Waiting Room presents it’s first ever cut-and-paste guide to ordering said meal. Simply put each word/phrase into a hat and “pull-out” randomly for a frankly “hilarious” way to order a plate of Christmas Cock:

Meat
Two Veg
Splash
Breast
Roasting
Sprouts
Skin
Stuffing
Hot Gravy
Greasy
Wiener
Gobble
Sausage
Swallow
Bootiful
Spill
Salty
Mouthful
Pork
Lonely
Dinner for One
Fuel Allowance
Smells of Wee Wee
Checkout Girls are My Friends
Sitting Alone
Highlight of My Week

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