Bah Fucking Humbug

I walked past three homeless people sitting outside at night in -3 temperatures yesterday and FaeceBook think this (below) is a good fucking idea? Fuck off and die.


As a sign of Love, I was thinking more maybe Tesco(c) mince pies, fantastic value for six shitty parcels of inedible shite. If their crap doesn’t give you intestinal parasitic worms, one can only wish for the next pie to be a worm-filled pastry if only to add a little depth and subtlety to their range of tasteless mass produced offal.

I have this Christmas cheer for every other low-quality product taken from Tesco’s (c) range of woeful Christmas trash, forced to make you feel festively guilty in every fucking tinsel-covered aisle unless you leave having spent ¬£100 pound + Xmas Tax + Parent Tax + VAT.

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