Mathmatical Review #1 – "30 Days of Night"

John Carpenter’s thilm thing, “The Thing”.
Because it’s cold. And has Beards.
And it’s about a thing which changes you to a similar thing to “the thing” using it’s intergalactic skills.
And 100 gallons of Albert Whitlock’s rubber latex.
Ah and some dogs get deathed to dead.

+“Fargo”
Because it’s cold.
And some people die.
But not because it’s cold.
Because someone cold deaths them to death.

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“Night of the Living Dead”
AKA, “Shed of the Dead”
AKA, “Shack Attack”

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The old trick of, “It’s for my cancers”.

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The nonthreatening Danny Huston.
He could be your special uncle.
Who only comes to visit you in the night.

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Marilyn Monsoon, but not his dwarf wife.

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Nosferatu and his dead fiddler

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Chris and Sony’s Bug Eyed “Meentil Weelth” Bitch

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A little bit of Klingon plucked from the Star Trek arse.
Hcla Kgh!!!

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Chris Cunningham’s skinny granny shouter.

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A bearded loner.
Who’s not skinny and probably doesn’t shout at grannies.

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With a secret penchant for suicide missions.

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One thought on “Mathmatical Review #1 – "30 Days of Night"

  1. PepperPot says:

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