Faster than a speeding badger. More powerful than a rat. Able to climb a tall deciduous in multiple bounds.
Look! Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s a fucking StuffedDiseaseSpreadingSquirrel!
Yes, it’s DeadFink — strange visitor from another planet who came to your garden with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal tree-rats.
RigerMortisMole — who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend twigs with his bare paws, and who, disguised as Clark Kunt, mild-mannered vermin for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never-ending battle for Truth, Justice, and the digging little cunting holes in your lawn.