Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane?

Is it £49 plus delivery?

Faster than a speeding badger. More powerful than a rat. Able to climb a tall deciduous in multiple bounds.

Look! Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s a fucking StuffedDiseaseSpreadingSquirrel!

Yes, it’s DeadFink — strange visitor from another planet who came to your garden with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal tree-rats.

RigerMortisMole — who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend twigs with his bare paws, and who, disguised as Clark Kunt, mild-mannered vermin for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never-ending battle for Truth, Justice, and the digging little cunting holes in your lawn.

Buy the little shit here while stocks last

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One thought on “Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane?

  1. PepperPot says:

    Buy me one biatch..not this one though..the moped one..now…

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