QUESTION FOR EBAY SELLER #1

*Hello,
Please will you consider an offer for the Mower as I need a one sooner than nine days and this one looks the right one that I am looking for.
Best Regards,
Norman.

Hi Norman,
Thank you for the offer of unknown proportions.
Not truly knowing the value of the mower, and in fairness to the many peadople watching the listing, I could do with leaving the auction open for the full duration.
Please feel free to bid through the auction itself, and you might even find that you win it for less than you thought!
Another option would be to draw the curtains of any windows overlooking your garden. This would offer a metaphysical solution to your mowing problems and might give you peace of mind to hang on the nine days or so. Only kidding!
I hope this helps.
Kind regards,
Dr Hamhock

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