Should one be in the unfortunate paradox of having a name which could easily be read phonenically as “Seen Small Man”, the DrHock Life Council suggests either:
Sean Smallman. Congratulations for surviving the bullies at school and we, here at the clinic, honour the way you are “getting your own back” at horrible society by pushing around the immigrant workforce and “testing” the pastries before opening.
“Customers please note, these toilets are cleaned by men and women staff. But the breakfasts are served by fatty”. Now go and prepare us all a £13 BLT you cunt.
Dr Hock MD
The Hock Clinic for Social Disfunction