Ahoy There

I travel the seas in search of rich teas,
Or even a digestive.

I don’t sail for long when I’m tugging my schlong,
Infact it’s rather festive.

A christmas wank in aid of sperm banks,
Gives me a need to rest-it.

When I change to left hand I set sail un-manned,
There’s certainly no way to best-it.

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