Wii-Man


Hail the mighty Wii-Man
Not quite as good as He-Man,
Cos he’s not very good mates with Ram-Man,
The fat fucker we all called Ram-Man….

Respect is due to the cheeky man.
The man who was the Wii-mote fan.

Off he sped to the high-street land,
Where quickly Wii-Man raised his hands.

The forefinger indeed did pop-up true,
to signal two birds at the blu-ray queue.

The piece of shit the fans call “3”
Was pissed upon by the man called “Wii”

The comedy of this scene is true,
Why wait all day in a fucking long queue,
When all you’ll be buying is PieceOfShit3,
And your shiny black poo will be covered with Wii.

Hail the mighty Wii-Man
Not quite as good as He-Man,
Cos he’s not very good mates with Ram-Man,
The fat fucker we all called Ram-Man….

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