Set it in a world based around, “Royston Vasey crossed with wartorn Vietnam”, and apart from the main characters, inhabit it heavily with your friendly “get mashed-up and fight on a Friday in Yate’s” local townfolk. But dress them in peasant clothing, not Ben Sherman.
Imagine the film’s story being 20 hours long and having all the slow bits edited out: No “where doesn’t it hurt?” bit from Raiders of the Lost Ark; No “My motive is to save my daughter” bit from Commando; No “dancing muppets” bit from Labyrinth.
Keep the dialog tight to Predator / Die Hard, sit back and enjoy.”
Released in 2005 for Nintendo Gamecube.
Now also available for the PoS2.