Once upon a time there was a man called Mr Bick Sensitive, owned by a Mr Richard Beard. Bick was thought to be more than adequate for this young mans soft and freckley skin. Bick was employed for over 15 years and never let his boss down.
Until, that is, Mrs Gillette Mach 3 Turbo came to town and wowed Bick’s employer with her filthy-foam, her re-usable shaft, the lubed-up strip and a triple headed tool. Bick has been out of work since and Mrs Gillette has lived up to all her filthy promises.
Please spare a thought for dear old Bick, when tossing out an old friend for a Suped up Shave-Whore. More orange than the love child of David Dickinson and Morph, Bick is now out on the street. Homeless and blunt.
It’s even sadder that Bick’s dick got sick, and he’s left to pay his tick by giving a quick lick to the stick of his sidekick Rick.
Rumour has it that he’s the best a man can get.
GILLETTE STAT ATTACK:
Behold the Gillette “Series” 1972 to 2013:
*Current models for 2006
- Gillette SensorWordforWindows
- Gillette SensorExcel
- Gillette Contour
- Gillette Mini Metro
- Gillette Mach 1 Hatchback
- Gillette Mach 2 Injection
- Gillette Mach 3 Turbo (with enhanced Aloe Microfins)*
- Gillette Mach 3 Nitro (with Powerglide)*
- Gillette Mach 4 Semtex
- Gillette Mach 5 Nuclear
- Gillette Mach 6 Dragon Uppercut
- Gillette Mach 7 God