Avoiding the "Big Fella"

Imagine if you will, the rotund gentleman on the cover of “You’ve Come A Long Way Baby”, by Mr F Slim.

Now imagine your local supermarket. Now imagine (bear with me) the fat-fucking-mouthbreather pushing a trolley towards you.

“Why?”, I hear you ask.
“Why not!”, someone once told me.

Anyway, Imagine even further, the big belly of the man, swinging like a big sleepy pig in a hammock.

Now picture the man’s trolley, the front gently swaying left and right, left and right. Mimicking exactly the harmonious motion of his burger-filled gut. Not in a straight line. Left and right, left and right.

Now try dodging it. Only this time in reality. In real life. Dodge the vacant Wednesday-afternoon-mind-mong. You can’t!. You can’t!. You cunt!

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