A Cure for Apathy

I was asked recently what would be the best cure for the “who cares” sofatastic, pizza-ordering, shower-dodging, weed-smoking, channel-hopping virus we all contract from time to time.
One solution is to could pay someone “kato style”, to randomly attack you and/or your property at any given moment. A cheaper alternative would be to just leave your front door open / car door open / with the keys in the cars ignition.

Actually, on reflection, I’m not sure how this would be any better than watching “It’s a wonderful Life” and would be likely to just induce palpatations and terror, rather than motivate people to move their fat idle minds. So forget it. Bad idea.

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